DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE
ICONIC CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE
I feel really bad asking people for money, but it’s really important!!! I need to go home before school for some important things I am sorry I have to do this!!!!
Even if you can’t afford to pay, every reblog counts!!!
hhhEay this is my girlfriend and she’s come a really long way from where she used to be and just recently got accepted into college so it would be a really nice thing if any of you could help out maybe???
Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor
I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…
“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”
oh my god he’s so into itfunny as fuck
12th Fav Johnny Depp Character: CRY-BABY
Beatles fans wait on a New York street for a chance to glimpse their idols
masturbating in middle school is like your rookie season then high school is like when you’re in your jacking off prime in college masturbating is like a retired great that can still knock out a few homeruns