westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

ICONIC CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE 

fxckedupkids:

Real Friends by photosbyChloeMuro on Flickr.

goatblood:

anactualwizard:

I feel really bad asking people for money, but it’s really important!!! I need to go home before school for some important things I am sorry I have to do this!!!!

Even if you can’t afford to pay, every reblog counts!!!

hhhEay this is my girlfriend and she’s come a really long way from where she used to be and just recently got accepted into college so it would be a really nice thing if any of you could help out maybe???

thebuttblr:

nonomella:

strawberrytop007:

hyperwolf:

livelife-havefun-partyhard:

Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it

funny as fuck
foglicious:

12th Fav Johnny Depp Character: CRY-BABY

foglicious:

12th Fav Johnny Depp Character: CRY-BABY

frvnk-oceans:

fckm3numb:

bitch-esque:

shaynnee:

Doing this in public is so damn sexy.

unf so good

Goodness

I would fall off that mf chair

frvnk-oceans:

fckm3numb:

bitch-esque:

shaynnee:

Doing this in public is so damn sexy.

unf so good

Goodness

I would fall off that mf chair

foxear:

Beatles fans wait on a New York street for a chance to glimpse their idols 

foxear:

Beatles fans wait on a New York street for a chance to glimpse their idols 

secretpapi:

masturbating in middle school is like your rookie season then high school is like when you’re in your jacking off prime in college masturbating is like a retired great that can still knock out a few homeruns